Here at FTS we want to give a random weekly top 10 list about..well whatever we want. Top 10 Worst Movie Character Employees (In no particular order)

10. Asian Drive Thru Lady from Dude, Where’s My Car?

Dude, Where’s My Car? may be one of the dumbest films to come out in recent years, but it did unfortunately turn out a select few memorable lines. On scene in particular sticks out, when the dudes try to order food from a drive-thru, the Asian lady taking their order will just NOT let them complete their request. “And dennnnnnnnnnnnnnn.”

9. Peter from Office Space 

Look, ever since Peter was hypnotized he just DGAF. He’s not coming in on the weekend, he’s gonna do his work when he feels like it and guess what? You’re gonna groom him for a promotion because of it. Maybe Peter is actually the greatest employee?

8. Lloyd in Dumb & Dumber

In just one day Lloyd crashed his limo at the airport, leaves the scene of the accident and runs off an airplane loading dock. He is subsequently fired but fortunately Lloyd’s job as world’s worst limo driver was only a stepping stone as future business owner of I’ve Got Worms.

7. Kitchen Staff from Waiting…

Anyone that has worked in the food industry knows that Waiting… is like part documentary. The gross out gags are played for laughs but the comradeship and family unit vibe of the restaurant is certainly true to life. The cooks and kitchen staff at Shenanigan’s restaurant are deplorable though, spitting lougies and other nasties into customer’s food.

6. Elizabeth Halsey from Bad Teacher

There are really no redeeming qualities about Elizabeth Halsey. As a teacher, she sleeps during lessons, is chronically hungover/wasted and she berates her students. Her only plus? She shows a butt load of movies in class.

5. Dr. Kuni in Knocked Up

The hilarious Ken Jeong had his breakout performance in Knocked Up where he played an overly agitated gynecologist. Fun Fact, Jeong was actually a real life physician.

4. Danny from Role Models

Paul Rudd’s character Danny in Role Models is basically an exaggeration of every pessimist out there. He is annoyed by everyone around him and absolutely hates his job. After an obnoxious day at work, a tow company attempts to take his company vehicle but Danny peels wheels and sends it straight up a statue.

  3. Dennis Nedry from Jurassic Park

Obviously Dennis is on the list because he was a greedy bastard that caused all them damn dinosaur problems! Thanks for the 1990’s computer virus Nedry!

2. Cal from 40 Year-Old Virgin

Cal breaks shit and gambles after hours like the rest of the crew at Smart Tech, but he also drops people’s merchandise, avoids customers and makes terrible hiring decisions.

1. Randell & Dante from Clerks

Seriously this whole movie is about two dudes that couldn’t be shittier employees. They bullshit, cuss out customers and even close the shop down to play hockey.

Any crappy employees we missed?