IT’S HEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE! The competition has come down to this. The final battle for the ultimate crowning achevivement. Yesm we are still asking: who would win in a fight? Take a look at our character breakdowns and tell us who you think is the bigger badass!!!!!!!!!!!!
Black Dyamite [from Black Dynamite]
B.D. is one bad mutha (insert: ‘shut ya mouth!’), the ladies love him and the guys want to be him. When he’s not protecting ladies on the Hoe stroll, revenging his brother’s death, or keeping tainted 40’s off the streets, he helps out at the orphanage trying to keep the kids off of heroin. Who said a badass couldn’t have a heart?
Strengths: Being an expert in Kung-fu, Black Dynamite can whip anybody’s ass and still make it home in time to make sweet love to his ladies.
Weaknesses: Anaconda Malt Liquor and kung-fu treachery. He also doesn’t like to be interrupted.
(Bruce) Lee [from Enter The Dragon]
Dominate at a “for the best fighters in the world only” tournament, take down an entire shady organization single handedly, and avenge your sister’s death? That’s what Lee calls a weekend. Don’t be fooled by his mild mannered behavior, Lee is a total badass who could knock you out before you started your monologue about why you’re a bigger badass.
Strengths: Extremely fast and powerful with philosophy and smarts that keep him a level headed fighter. Lee has no problem taking on multiple opponents or opponents with weapons. Lee doesn’t need a weapon to win a fight, but he can take several henchmen out with a simple staff or nun chucks–and you really don’t want to face him when he has nun chucks.
Weaknessess: Lee is an incredible fighter who lacks any real emotional vulnerability and has no problem killing an opponent if he has to, but he is still just a man. As badass as he is, he won’t survive multiple gunshot wounds or any sort of major injury of that sort.